.H.G.P.S.A. Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

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Mama Say Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics
I'm Busting Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It
I'm Busting Up The Rhythm And I'm Busting Up The Rhyme
Kicking Down The Stop Posts Cause I Wanna Kicks The Time
I'm Digging Down Some Knowledge Cause You Know I Never Hide It
I'm Pulling Down Your Panties Cause I Want To Get Inside 'Em
Like A Boa A Boa A Boa Constrictor
Gonna Drop Off Your Drawers Shoot Straight For Your Sphincter
I Could Roll My Rhymes But I Would Be Faking
Jimmy Jimmy Pop Is Not Jamaican
J I Double M Y Pop Go
I Run The Show Like Don Pardo
With A Bugaloo Bee On The Beboo Tip
My Hit Will Make You Trip Cause I'm Quadradipped
I'll Do The Popeye Pluto I'll Freak The Funkfazooto
Not Latino What I Mean Though Fuzzy Dice Like Menudo
Rubber Baby Buggy's Bumpers
Punky's Brewsters Now I Hump Her
With My Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Shrunken Small White Peenie
So Rinse Spit Swallow Brain Blank Kinda Hollow
Not To Deep Leap Wow Oh Kinda Shallow
Cause We're In Your Face Like Ed Gein
Purple Rain Purple Rain
Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa
Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa
Naughty By Nature And White By Choice
And The Sound Of My Voice Makes Your Panties Moist
Cause I'm Finger Lickin¹ Happy Like A Gay Proctologist
So Like A Dyke With Hollow Tits I'll Rip The Mike With Hollow Tips
Yeah He's In Control Like Sherman Potter
And I Got More Balls Then The Harlem Globetrotters
Jimmy Pop Jimmy Pop Rah Rah Rah
Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa
So Now I'm Floating Out The Pipes Like A Village People Sump Pump
Always Take A Swallow Cause You Know I Never Get Enough
So Batter Up Bruce Banner If You Think You're Going Measure Up
Can't Be The Top Dog Gotta Be The Scooby Pup
Step To The Bass Drum Always Gotta Have Fun
If You Add Two Halves You'll Always Get The Total Sum
My Steps Are Correct And My Mike Is Always Checked
And When A Punk Is In Effect You Know He's Gonna Get Wrecked
I Don't Want To Start No Blasphemous Rumors
But I Think That Sinbad's Got A Lousy Sense Of Humor
Little Children Unattended Better Get My Poison Candy
Don't Care About Y'all As Long As We Feel Dandy
And I Get The Poon From Judy Blume
Mr Hoopers Dead So Won't You Give Me His Broom
So Come On Chickey Baby Let's Go Make Some Noise
What? No I'm Not The Guy From The Beastie Boys
Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa
Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa

Kids In America Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Looking Out A Dirty Old Window
Down Below The Cars In The City Go Rushing By
I Sit Here Alone And I Wonder Why
Friday Night And Everyone's Moving
I Can Feel The Heat But It's Seuthing Heading Down
I Search For The Meaning In This Dirty Town (Downtown)
The Young Ones Are Going (Downtown)
The Young Ones Are Growing
We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh)
We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh)
Everybody Live With The Music Go Round (Round Round Round
Round)
Bright Lights The Music Gets Faster
Look Girl Don't Checkin' Your Watch Not Another Glance
I'm Not Leaving Now Honey No Not A Chance
Hot Shots Give Me No Problems
Much Little Baby You'll Be Saying Never Mind
You Know Life Is Creul Life Is Never Kind
We'll Make A New Story
We'll Wrap It In Glory
We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh)
We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh)
Everybody Live With The Music Go Round
La La La La La | La La La La La (Sing)
La La La La La | La La La La La La La La
Come Closerer Honey That's Better
Got To Get A Brand New Expiriance Feeling Right
Oh Don't Try To Stop Me Be Hold Me Tight
Outside The New Day Is Dawning
Outside Suburbia's Sprawling Everywhere
I Don't Want To Go Baby
New York To East Philidelphia
There's A Newark Coming Up On Ya
We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh)
We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh)
Everybody Live With The Music Go Around
La La La La La | La La La La La (Sing)
La La La La La | La La La La La La La La La La La
We're The Kids We're The Kids We're The Kids In America

You're pretty when I'm drunk Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
[X4]
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]

Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm pretty fucking drunk

The Evils Of Placenta Hustling Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Excuse me, have you seen my wife's placenta?

Shitty Record Offer Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Take good, take bad, take gold
And may you have facts of life
The facts of life

Now the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum
What might not for you
Might not for some

Different Strokes, Different Strokes
Different Strokes to the world
Charles in charge of our days and our nights

Go Down Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Step Back Cause The Bass Is Fuzzin'
Bloodhound Gang Bangs More Than The Dirty Dozen
Alley Oop Here Comes The Slam You Know Where I Stand
I'm Feelin' Like Anthrax Cause You Know I'm The Man
Yea I Dug Your Dame But All I Did Was Kiss Her
But I Got To Second Base With Your Mom And Your Sister
I'll Wipe The Grin Off Your Face Like I Was A Can Of Windex
I Threw A Right I Threw A Right Was It Live Or Memorex
Go Down Down Deep Deep In And Out Quick
Cause I'm Harder Than Chinese Arithmetic
My Fist Is In Your Face Cause You Stood In My Way
You Tried To Talk Your Shit And Your Ass Got Paid
I Get Stupid Like The Mongoloid Corky
Welcome To McDonald's May I Take Your Order
Cause I'm Cold Kicken' Lyrics Like My Arm Was On Fire
Like Pinnochio My Nose Don't Grow Cause I Ain't No Liar
Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Get It Up
Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Y'all
Clap It On Clap It Off Sniff My Exhaust
Cause I Got More Steps Than Barishnikov
Like A Pirouette, A Pirouette, A Pair Of Wet Jeans
You Don't Understand But Your Girl Knows What I Mean
So I Kicks My Rhymes Kind Of Complex
A Text Of Intricate Words And Other Spoken Effects
Like A Preacher On The Mount Teaching Things He Doesn't Follow
When You Tried To Hit The Brake But Pushed On The Throttle
Mr. Goody Two Shoes Picture The Scenario
Your Girl Blew Me As I Blew Your Stereo
And I Gots More Bass Than A Baseball Diamond
Don't Put Me On Your Chalkboard Cause I'm Not Down With Simon
Sonic Boom In Your Room Assume Your Not There
Booty Licken' Nugget Picken' With Your Dad Downstairs
Love Is Just A Fallacy I Gots More Force Than Gravity
I Can Run All Night Like An Energizer Battery
Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Get It Up
Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Y'all

Earlameyer The Butt Pirate Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Ahoy, sissy! Whatcha got in your mouth sissy?

We Like Meat Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Hey, look at all that meat, ain't she the bitter end?

K.I.D.S. Incorporated Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

?? let's try again
This time we're sloppy
Like child birth!
Where's my fucking bass guitar?

Everybody Look Around Hear The Sound
Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way
We Got Something That Is New That Is True
We Got Something Just For You Today
All Around The Nation (Whoa Oh)
We're The New Sensation
Have You Heard? Have You Heard? Have You Heard?
We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S.
We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. (Whoa Oh)
Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated
In The City In The Street
There's A Beat There's A Feeling That You Can't Deny
All The People Wanna Move Wanna Grove
There's A Shine A Spirit In Their Eyes
All Around The Nation (Whoa Oh)
We're The New Sensation
Have You Heard? Have You Heard? Have You Heard?
We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S.
We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. (Whoa Oh)
Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated
K.I.D.S. Kids Incorporated We're Gonna Have Fun
K.I.D.S. Kids Incorporated For Everyone
All Around The Nation
We're The New Sensation
Have You Heard? Have You Heard? Have You Heard?
We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S.
We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. (Whoa Oh)
Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated (What?)
Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated

All right, where's my smack?

One Way Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper
And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher
I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train
When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane
I Won't Be Around When The World Ends
So The Only Thing That I Recycle Is Your Girlfriend
Aww Back To The Side I Jump Up I Swing
When I'm Using Knockem' Sockem' Ya Know I'm Playing It To Win
The Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria
See You Later Salamander Cause I Wouldn't Want To Be Ya
I'm A Chip I'm An Pringle Cause You Know I Gots The Flavor
Pop Me Up In Your Mouth Like I Was A Life Saver
I Ain't Got No Soul But I Got More Than Don Henley
I'm Whiter Than Casper But I'm Not That Friendly
Marco Polo You Tried To Fly Solo
Make Your Thoughts Vocal I'll Put Ya In A Choke Hold
One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya
I'm Gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha
One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha I'll Getcha
I'm A Gangster No I'm A Gangster Bitch
Your Momma Gave Me Head Yo Ur Girlie Gave Me The Itch
Scratch It Back The Bass Beats Fast Listen To The Shotgun Blast
In The Oven You'll Get Burned Or In The Tank That You'll Get Gassed
Fake-O Like Bacos Never Mistake Though
Showing Up Painted Up Fresh From Macco
Coming In On Stereo Rounder Than A Cheerio
Quick To Fill Your Fix And I'm Dizzier Than A Merry-Go
Rock This Obnoxious I'm Truly Not Nice
Cause I'm Blood Sucking Evil Like Muppets On Ice
Arriba Arriba I'm The Under Achiever
Gonna Leave It To Beaver I'm The Daydream Believer
I'm Like Mothra Man With My Big Wingspan
And Your The Mother Fucking Jap That Killed My Offspring Chan
I'm A Menace To Society Gonna Fill The Prophecy
First I'll Drink Your Genesee And Then I'll Take Your Liberty
One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya
I'm Gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha
One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha I'll Getcha
I'm A Tarantula In Your Chiquita
And When You're Peeling Back The Skin I'm Gonna See Ya
I'm Gonna Bite Ya I'm Gonna Bite Ya
I'm Jimmy Pop I'll Tell You Straight Up I Don't Like You
Cause I'm Cold Kicking Lyrics Till The Day I Die
Many Fail To Copy At Least They Still Try
Busting Up Vocabulary Is What I Do Most
I'm Gonna Spread Your Legs Like Butter And Gobble Ya Up Like Toast
You Went For The Cherry You Went Bobbing For The Apple
But The Apple It Be Rotten And You Had To Eat The Scrappple
Scrapple? Pig Meat From A Pig Pen Hog Leftovers Your Girlfriend
Flex To The Effects And I Don't Care What Nobody Thinks
Eating All You Sherbert And Dropping All Your Tiddiley Winks
Whoops Goes My Arm I Think It's Outta Socket
Come Over Little Girlie I Got Some Candy In My Pocket
One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya
I'm Gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha
One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha I'll Getcha

She Ain't Got No Legs Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Yeah
The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love
Tell Her Daddy
The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp
Mmm, It's A Mind Blower
But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya
I Miss All The Times We Played Marco Polo In The Pool
Oh Yeah
Hide And Go Seek Beneath The Sheets
Oh Yeah
And Just The Smell Of The Oil In Your Wheelchair
I Remember The Day I Saw You Hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling You Had A Problem
You Didn't Have Any Legs Just A Smile And Some Stumps
No Smelly Feet A Torso To Hump
No Baby Love Yeah That's What We'd Be Making
Ride You Like A Sit And Spin Until Your Stumps Started Aching
Spin You Around Yeah Roll You Nearyeah
Turn You Upside Down To Hold My Beer
You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same Oh Baby
You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same
They Say Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of Legs But Somehow
Baby The Day You Walked Out Of My Life There's Nothing
I Wanted More Than, Than For You To Come Crawling Back To Me
When We Started Going Together People Said They Couldn't Believe It
That I Could Be So Happy With A Quadriplegic
We Would Wake Up Real Early And You Could Make Me Some Eggs Mmm
Girl I Didn't Care If You Ain't Got No Legs
I Loved You For You And You Loved Me For Me Oh Yeah
Wasn't Really Hard For Those More Fortunate To See
That The First Time We Made Love It Was Such A Wonderful Feeling
The Way The Suspension Wires Held You 'Cross The Ceiling
When You Rolled Out Of My Life
My Heart Just Broke
I Can Still Hear The Noise Of The Squeaks In Your Spokes
You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same Oh Baby
You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same

Rang Dang Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling
Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling
Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds
Slapped You With A Baseball Bat Upside The Head Until It Bleeds
Showing No Mercy Step Like Solomon Grundy
Hit Ya With A Table Leg Like I Was Ted Bundy
I Bludgeoned You You're Bloodied I Think It's Kinda Of Funny
First I'll Take Your Money And Then I'll Swipe Your Honey
Dip Slip To The A.M. What Is That You're Saying?
You Think You Start Praying It's Not A Game You're Playing
Pump One Pump Two Listen To The Shotgun Blast
I'll Blast That Sorry Ass When You're All Outta Gas
I Freak Like Cerebal Pals I'll Get Inside Your Drawers
For Alarm There Is No Cause I Funk Like Lou Rawl
Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane
I Wish I Had A Membrane So That I Could Go Insane
Red Light Green Light You Know I Always Win This Game
You Can Be My Gingerbread And I'll Be Your Candycane
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
You Might Say No But I Hope You Mean Maybe
No Chance In Hell But I Could Tell You Crave Me
Frisky From The Whiskey And The Thrills You Gave Me
Taste Great But Less Filling So Thrilling
Come Unannounced Like Automatic Billing
And You Can't Do Nothing As I Push Your Buttons
When I Talk You're Gonna Listen Like I'm E.F. Hutton
Like Lionel Richie's Up All Night Long
Jimmy Pop Don't Do Nobody Wrong
Stop Flop Flip And Flop
Panties Drop Now I'm On Top
So Wiggle It Just A Little Bit
I Won't Kiss Your Ass To Get A Piece Of It
You Said You Wanted To Do It Now You're Coming Around To It
I'm The One That Sowed The Seed But You're The One That Grew It
Take It Blow By Blow Like Reginald Denny
I Do It All The Time How Many?
Many Frauleins I'm Coming Again Like Jesus
And When I Resurrect I'll Be Damned If I Don't Please Ya
Our Jimmy Pop That Art In Hell Hear It
Fill Me With Your Holy Spirit
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
You Might Say No But I Hope You Mean Maybe
Einie Meanie Miney Moe
Which Of You Girls Will Be My Ho'
Cross Your Fingers Grit Your Teeth
Cause The Bloodhound Gang Makes Holes In Beef
We Make Holes In Beef
We Make Holes In Beef
We Make Holes In Beef
We Make Holes In Beef
So Watch Your Back Straight To The Attack
I'll Spin You Around Like Your Name Was Pat Sajak
Tag Your Ass Out And No Tag Backs
You Psycho Nymphomaniac
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby
You Might Say No But I Hope You Mean Maybe.

No Rest For The Wicked Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor
The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker
This Is Your Brain On Drugs
This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis
All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses
Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob
I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob
Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France
I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants
So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie
Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley
I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper
You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper
Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic
Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic
So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane
Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain
And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper
Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper
As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink
I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link
It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It....
No Rest For The Wicked
Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off
Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker
I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka
I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker
Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker
Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle
One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle
I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S
As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey
So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend
Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend
Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano
Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano
Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore
Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw
I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning
Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming
I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila
Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer
I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller
Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla
Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper
So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers
Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper
More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper
Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off

Coo Coo Ca Choo Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Coo Coo Ca Choo Baby You That's What You Are
You Are A Hollywood Star You're The High Priestess By Far
And You Know This Tune's For You We Call It Coo Coo Ca Choo
And It's A Very Brief Description Of The Things We Could Do To You
You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You
Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo
You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You
Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do
Oil Me Up Quick Miss Daisy Before I'm Lubing Up Your Tailpipe
Or The Bedposts Will Be A Knocking And
A Knocking Til The Break Of Light
Raised And Dazed In A Million And One Ways
Like A Morton Coffee Roll I Want You Hot And Glazed
You're Not The Real Thing Baby You're Parkay You're Not Butter
Gonna Have To Get You Home And Lube You Up With Fluff-N-Nutter
Scope It Scope It Baby Looking So Fit
Playing Games And Laying Dames You Know I Know You Know It
Quick To Get The Condom You Know The Jimmy Fits Too Snug
Lean You Against The Fire Place And Ride You On The Bear Skin Rug
Chow Down My Ding Dong Come And Sing Along
Slip A Grip Around My Tip And Then You'll Be My Kling-On
Now In My Sweat Pants You're Gonna See My Erection
Ooh Oh Pick A De Pop Pop Perfection
Umpla Dumpla Dippedee Do
Cause I'd Never Leave The House If Mommy Looked Like You
You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You
Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo
You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You
Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do
Butter Up Butter Cup Did Ya Really Think
It Would Really Last That Long
My Attention Span Hutches And When
You Wake Up You Know That I'll Be Gone
Cocoa Butter Beach Blonde Wearing That Thin Thong
You Know I Got A Thing For You It's Only An Inch Long
Picking Up Your Signals Like You're A Tv Station
I'm Looking For The Channel To Have Immoral Applications
Looking So Fine Cosmo Behind
Fermentation Of Time Like Reunite Wine
Well I'm Bubbling Up And Steaming Like An Active Volcano
I Think I Clogged Up All Your Pipes Better Get Yourself Some Draino
I Get Annoyed Cause I Can't Avoid
Baby Sounding Like A Mongoloid
I Gots The Skills To Keep Ya Busy All Night
If You Do Not Bite I Hope You Blow Like Dynamite
Happy Thanksgiving Would You Like A Little White Meat?
I¹Ll Stuff My Butterballs Then You Can Eat
You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You
Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo
You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You
Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do.

Nightmare At The Apollo Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Haha, all right Apollo!
Let's hear it one more time for mister, Gary, Coleman!
Whatcha talk about Willis? That joke is funny everytime I hear it!
Let's put your hands together now, Harlem
For, that's right, Harlem
That's right, get up now, Harlem
For The Blood, hound, Gang!

Yo wassup Apollooo
Everybody say "Ho!"
Get off the stage honkie boys...

other songs:

Altogether Ooky Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?
Creep me
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger
Felt in my ass

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whome dislike monsters like you, girl

The way
Your kisses tasted
Skeeve me the hell out
Like shitting naked
Why would
I wanna stay friends?
Rather get raped by
Clowns again

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
Put the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again...

Screwing You On The Beach At Night Lyrics – Bloodhound Gang

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

I guess it's hard to believe that one man
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.

I know my haiku's are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night. [x2]

One milkshake, two straws.

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night. [x2]

Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)[x2]

Release the doves!

Weekend lyrics - bloodhound gang (feat. Scooter)

Alright crew, it's weekend

Flat on your back like one, two, three

'Pon the mic I'm the teacher
Spread my words like a preacher
Cut the crap, Get a slap
Drum'n'Bass's still on the map
Drum'n'Bass's still on the map

This one goes out to everybody in the place

Flat on your back like one, two, three

'Pon the mic I'm the Voodoo
The destination is Zulu
Cut the crap, Get a slap
Drum'n'Bass's still on the map
Drum'n'Bass's still on the map

This one goes out to everybody in the place

Love in a woman's heart
I wanna have the whole and not a part
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before

Go ahead

Love in a woman's heart
I wanna have the whole and not a part
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before

Go ahead

Respect to the man in the ice cream van
Respect to the man in the ice cream van
Respect to the man in the ice cream van

Here comes the chicks terminator
Here we come, in control, here we go

Respect to the man in the ice cream van
Respect to the man in the ice cream van
Respect to the man in the ice cream van

Here comes the chicks terminator
Here we come, in control, here we go

Love in a woman's heart
I wanna have the whole and not a part
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before

Go ahead

Love in a woman's heart
I wanna have the whole and not a part
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before

Go ahead

Sounds of a track attack
Sounds of a track attack
Sounds of a track attack

Over and out

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